Pound Cake

I just checked the Pound wiki for his exact date of birth, and this is what I found:

"Ezra Weston Loomis Pound likes pound cake. Mmmm cake."

It looks as though somebody edited (ahem) the first few sections of the wiki. Undoubtedly this somebody has quite the postmodern attention span, as they only bothered to deface the first few sections rather than the entire page.

Listen, let's get one thing straight: If you're going for iconoclasm, at least do a thorough job of it. Don't just chop off the statue's head and run away, pulverize the entire damnable monument and snort the remaining dust.

Sheesh, kids today.